Arthur Godfrey was the Rosie O'Donnell of his day

I hold no more grudge against Arthur Godfrey than I do against any other talentless millionaire control freak. Still, I'm glad I didn't grow up in the 50's, when his ruddy mediocrity bulged out of every possible form of media, extolling the virtues of banalities like Lipton tea, Unguentine, and Julius La Rosa.











Save 10 cents on gelatin! Arthur Godfrey commands it!