Run for your lives!

The giant pound cake mix will destroy us all!

You have to admit, that is a really big pound cake; the ad copy says it's "almost twice" the size of the regular, so I assume it weighs around two pounds. It sure looks bigger though. The box alone dwarfs the poor housewife who somehow dragged it home from the supermarket. It's so big, it apparently takes a week to eat it, with a different high-calorie topping each day. Does anyone really want to eat pound cake six days a week?

Another fine product from Dromedary, no longer available, thanks be to God.